A letter from my hair

Dear Kerri,

I realize you have three small children, two only 15 months apart and the youngest only a few months old, but if you think about it Mrs. Duggar has 18 so that should help you put things in perspective.

I think it’s important for each of us to look outside ourselves and see what we can do to make the world a better place.

You have a special talent, a talent that the world needs, a talent that I need. I cannot do this on my own. No one wants that.

I know this season is a busy time for you. It is for many people. However, I think you will see that your sacrifice will be for the greater good.

It will bring joy and peace to me and a more natural, even look to my hair. Each Christmas party I have to attend is just a cruel reminder of my unbalanced life.

So, please, schedule me an appointment, fit me in. My roots will thank you.