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I woke up this morning and croaked out a pitiful happy birthday song to Milo. I have a cold and maybe laryngitis. We were on the road today from violin to homeschool group meeting to Walmart, and in between I took the kids to McDonald’s. Milo asked if, since it was his birthday, he could get a Happy Meal. I said yes. But, he was so disappointed when he got a boy Madame Alexander doll as his prize. “They gave me a GIRL toy,” he said. McDonald’s,  you let my boy down on his birthday. Where were the Matchbox cars when we needed them?

Milo has started tipping his chair back at the table when he’s eating. If I’m at the stove I’ll hear the familiar sound of the chair bumping back and I’ll say, “Put that chair on the floor!” He asked me how I knew he was doing that and I told him it was because I had eyes in the back of my head.

Today in the car he asked, “Does daddy have eyes in the back of his head too?”

If he does those are the eyes he uses to find Ketchup in the refrigerator or keys on the bar.

Tess’s vocabulary is really coming along, but one thing she has started doing is really confusing us. She makes a ckkk sound at the end of her sentences. Sometimes the sentences are entirely incomprehensible, but yet we know that she is trying to communicate something to us. However, the ckkkkk noise she makes at the back of her throat is a mystery we may never understand.

We had school outside one day this week. It was nice. I thought it would keep Tess occupied, but she still managed to snatch our pencils and run off with them.

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At the homeschool meeting today some ladies who read my blog commented that they have a hard time believing all the tales I tell about Tess. And then, as I was talking to them about something, I glanced beside me and she was writing on the walls of a CHURCH classroom with a SHARPIE she had pulled out of my purse. Living proof, I tell you. You only have to be around her for a few minutes to know that I speak the truth.

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  • rardnek

    Funny that Milo got a happy meal as a birthday treat – my kids don't even ask for happy meals any more either (“Eat your nuggets and be thankful!”)

    I love the Tess stories. I have my own 2 yr old wild child and helps to know I'm not the only one living in toddler-induced chaos.

  • juliek

    The sharpie incident was the absolute funniest thing! I'm so glad I was there to see it!

  • http://afamiliarpath.com/ Melissa Stover

    me too. now i have a witness to her destructiveness.

  • http://afamiliarpath.com/ Melissa Stover

    me too. now i have a witness to her destructiveness.

  • http://toliverstotexas.blogspot.com Gwen T

    Ah, but think of how boring our lives would be if we didn't have 1 year olds to get into everything!! :) Our 1yo loves to eat crayons, find scissors, dump out trash and push buttons on expensive electronic equipment. But she's really cute. :)

  • Sheila

    You did exchange the toy, right? The probably just saw your daughter and assumed it was for her. They are always great about exchanging them.

  • http://www.othersuchhappenings.com marsha@othersuchhappenings

    Way to give your boy nightmares on his birthday by telling him that!

    Either that or he's so impressed that when he blows out his bday candles, he's going to wish for eyes in the back of his head too.

    If Tess is going to run around with pencils, I hope you will be a good homeschool mommy and teach her the proper way to run, I mean walk with pencils lest she stab herself. Yikes.

    I keep a Sharpie in my purse too. Great minds think alike!

  • thekelleyeight

    Sharpie on church wall. Ouch!

  • http://www.anundeservedlife.blogspot.com Alanna

    I didn't know our boys had the same birthday. Happy Birthday, Milo!

  • Angelawinters

    I simply choose to believe that what I witnessed was an isolated incident. :)

  • http://afamiliarpath.com/ Melissa Stover

    that's optimistic of you.